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the Hooker - Jackie
Debatin扮演
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在"Lie to Me" s02e07 Black
Friday中客串演出
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Rachel: I know he's
gonna flip out, and I hate it when he gets
Phoebe: Oh, Rachel,
this is all so "Papa Don't Preach".
Papa Don't Preach
Madonna（麦当娜）1986年的一首歌。歌词由Madonna本人创作，大意是一个十几岁的女孩怀孕，并准备自己抚养孩子。
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Dr. Green: How
about I order everyone the Moroccan chicken?
Moroccan chicken 摩洛哥鸡肉
摩洛哥美食的一大特色就是擅用香料。在这道Moroccan
chicken中，除了用到洋葱、胡萝卜、芹菜、鹰嘴豆、西葫芦和西红柿等蔬菜外，还会用到蒜、姜、孜然、牛至、辣椒、胡椒、姜黄、肉桂和藏红花等多种香辛料，可搭配couscous（中东小米）食用。
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Waiter: Your '74
Lafite, sir.
Dr. Green: '74?! I
ordered the '75! That's a magnificent wine. The '74 is
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Lafite 拉菲酒庄
Ch&teau Lafite
Rothschild的简称，是1855年法国波尔多地区葡萄酒评级的四大顶级酒庄之一。
因为气候（雨水、气温等）原因，即使是一个酒庄出产的葡萄酒，在不同的年份，品质也不相同。
在、1985等年份出产的葡萄酒品质最高，尤其是1982年份的，每瓶售价为2～3万元（人民币）。即使是被Rachel
父亲认为是污水的1974年份的，每瓶售价也在七八千元。
Rachel: I didn't
want him to start yelling at me like I was some '74
Phoebe: It's
Lafite. The '74 Latour is actually drinking quite
Latour 拉图酒庄
全名Ch&teau
Latour，也是上述1855年法国波尔多地区葡萄酒评级的四大顶级酒庄之一。
Rachel: Umm... I
Dr. Green: What's
Phoebe: It's slang
for "pregnant".
数字录像机，1999年问世。具体可见"Sex and The City"
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Monica: So don't
think of it as a bachelor party. Think of it as a two-month
anniversary present.
Ross: Sure, one
year is paper, but two months is lap dance.
paper anniversary
纸婚，指结婚一周年。
Phoebe: I'm sorry I
won't be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but I'm really
busy that day. Yeah, I already have a unicorn baptism and a
leprechaun bar mitzvah.
（基督教）洗礼
bar mitzvah
（犹太教）成人礼，见。
独角兽。外形类似白马，额头上有角。
leprechaun
爱尔兰民间故事中的精灵，形象是一个矮小的老头，穿绿色外衣。
Aniston曾出演过一部叫作"Leprechaun"的电影，见。
Dr. Green: I just
called a friend of mine. I think I may be able to book The Plaza on
short notice.
Mona: Where is this
guy from? (A statue from the top of his apothecary
Ross: Uh, that's an
18th century Indian artifact from Calcutta.
(They start making
out and she kicks the artifact off of his apothecary
Mona: Oh my God! Oh
my God! I'm so sorry!
Ross: Aw, forget
it. It's from Pier 1.
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主营进口家具和家饰品的零售商店。
也就是说Ross所说“18世纪加尔各答的手工艺品”是忽悠人的。
Monica为Chandler表演“舞蹈”
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Chandler的单身派对
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看到stripper，Joey有点激动
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Joey和Chandler忙着联络感情，把"stripper"晾在一边
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Rachel 接受父亲“远程训话”
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Magna Doodle: 月球上的美国国旗
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Rachel: One time he caught me smoking, he
said if he ever saw me doing that again, he'd make me eat the
entire pack.
Phoebe: Wow! Oh well, I will be
Rachel: Thank you.
Phoebe: Gosh. I'm not gonna let that man
make you eat your baby.
Phoebe: Hey! Who is that guy? I think I
Monica and Rachel: (recognizing him and
panicking) No, you don't!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Monica, he's the
stripper from your bachelorette party!
Chandler: Her what?!
Phoebe: Your secret bachelorette
Chandler: You had a bachelorette
Phoebe: She untied his G-string with her
teeth. (Pause) Somebody stop me!
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Dr. Green: How about I order everyone the
Moroccan chicken?
Phoebe: Oh, I don't eat
Dr. Green: It's chicken.
Phoebe: Yeah, I don't eat that
Dr. Green: I'll never understand you
lesbians.&
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Dr. Green: Why would you bring me sewage?
Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why you're a
Waiter: This is why I told the manager I
wouldn't wait on you tonight. (Runs off.)
Dr. Green: Oh, come on! Don't be such a
baby! (Goes after him)
(Dr. Green comes back.)
Rachel: Oh, everything okay with the
Dr. Green: I have no idea. I went to the
bathroom.&
Chandler: I can't believe you didn't tell
me. You know that the two pillars of marriage are openness and
Monica: Ugh, I knew giving you that book
was gonna come back and bite me in the ass!
Chandler: Well, you have to honest with
her! Otherwise you may think that you're going down the same path,
but you're really going down different ones.
Joey: I'm gonna take that book and I'm
gonna beat you to death with it.
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Ross: Sorry, I can't even make it. I'm
seeing Mona again tonight.
Chandler: I understand. Who would cancel
an actual date just to go to a fake bachelor party?
Joey: (on cell phone) I'm sorry. I gotta
cancel tonight, baby...
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Dr. Green: First you get my Rachel
Mona: You got Rachel
pregnant?!
Ross: (To Mona) But it was just a one
night thing. It meant nothing.
Dr. Green: Oh? Really? That's what my
daughter means to you? Nothing?
Ross: No! No, sir. She means a lot to me.
I mean, I care... I love Rachel.
Mona: What?!
Ross: (to Mona) Oh, but not that way. I
mean I'm not in love with her. I love her like a
Dr. Green: Oh really? That's how treat a
friend? You get her in trouble and then you refuse to marry
Ross: (to Dr. Green) Hey! I offered to
marry her!
Mona: What...
Ross: (To Mona) But I didn't want
Dr. Green: Well, why not? So you can
spend your time with this tramp?!
Mona: Tramp?!
Ross: I'm sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona,
Dr. Green.
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Joey: I bet Ross was in on it too. I mean
he was conveniently busy.
(The phone rings.)
Joey: (on machine) Hey, Ross, it's Joey.
There's a hooker over here, and we thought maybe you know something
Ross: No! No! No! No! No! I-I-I-I... I
need to, I need to lie down.
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[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and
Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters.]
Phoebe: I'd better go. (She goes and sits
down in the La-Z-Boy, and they both look at her.) Just over here. I
don't want to miss the fight.
Phoebe: That's it?! You call that a
fight? Come on! "We were on a break!" "No, we weren't!" What
happened to you two?!
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(Monica starts to strip.)
Chandler: Monica,
Monica: What?
Chandler: (puts on his crown) Carry
Monica: Ooh, these tennis shoes are so
tight. I think I'll take them off. (Goes to do so.)
Chandler: Could you not
Monica: Gotcha, sailor. (Kicks one of her
shoes off and it lands in the kitchen knocking something down, but
she continues to strip.)
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