I got one of those spam emails.
And it managed to get through my spam filter.
I’m not quite sure how,but it turned up in my inbox,
and it was from a guy called Solomon Odonkoh.
(Laughter)
(Laughter)
It went like this:
it said, "Hello James Veitch,
I have an interesting business proposal I want to share with you, Solomon."
Now, my hand was kind of hovering on the delete button, right?
I was looking at my phone.I thought, I could just delete this.
Or I could do what I think we’ve all always wanted to do.
(Laughter)
And I said, "Solomon, Your email intrigues me."
(Laughter)
(Applause)
And the game was afoot.
He said, "Dear James Veitch,We shall be shipping Gold to you."
(Laughter)
You will earn 10% of any gold you distributes.
(Laughter)
So I knew I was dealing with a professional.
(Laughter)
I said, "How much is it worth?"
He said, "We will start with smaller quantity," --
I was like, aww --
and then he said, "of 25 kgs.
(Laughter)
The worth should be about $2.5 million."
I said, "Solomon, if we’re going to do it, let’s go big.
(Applause)
I can handle it. How much gold do you have?"
(Laughter)
He said, "It is not a matter of how much gold I have,
what matters is your capability of handling.
We can start with 50 kgs as trial shipment."
I said, "50 kgs?
There’s no point doing this at all
unless you’re shipping at least a metric ton."
(Laughter)
(Applause)
He said, "What do you do for a living?"
(Laughter)
I said, "I’m a hedge fund executive bank manager."
(Laughter)
This isn’t the first time I’ve shipped bullion, my friend,
Then I started to panic.
I was like, "Where are you based?"
I don’t know about you,
but I think if we’re going via the postal service,
it ought to be signed for.
That’s a lot of gold."
He said, "It will not be easy to convince my company
to do larger quantity shipment."
I said, "Solomon, I’m completely with you on this one.
I’m putting together a visual for you to take into the board meeting.
Hold tight."
(Laughter)
This is what I sent Solomon.
(Laughter)
(Applause)
I don’t know if we have any statisticians in the house,
but there’s definitely something going on.
(Laughter)
I said, "Solomon, attached to this email you’ll find a helpful chart.
I’ve had one of my assistants run the numbers.
(Laughter)
We’re ready for shipping as much gold as possible."
There’s always a moment where they try to tug your heartstrings,
and this was it for Solomon.
He said, "I will be so much happy if the deal goes well,
because I’m going to get a very good commission as well."
And I said, "That’s amazing, What are you going to spend your cut on?"
And he said, "On RealEstate,what about you?"
I thought about it for a long time.
And I said, "O
(Laughter)
It’s going places.
(Laughter)
I was in Sainsbury’s the other day
and there were like 30 different varieties.
Also you can cut up carrots,and you can dip them.
Have you ever done that, Solomon?"
(Laughter)
He said, "I have to go bed now."
(Laughter)
(Applause)
Till morrow.
Have sweet dream."
I didn’t know what to say!
I said, "Bonsoir my golden nugget, bonsoir."
(Laughter)
Guys, you have to understand,this had been going for, like, weeks,
albeit hitherto the greatest weeks of my life,
but I had to knock it on the head.
It was getting a bit out of hand.
Friends were saying, "James, do you want to come for a drink?"
I was like, "I can’t, I’m expecting an email about some gold."
So I figured I had to knock it on the head.
I had to take it to a ridiculous conclusion.
So I concocted a plan.
I said, "Solomon, I’m concerned about security.
When we email each other,
we need to use a code."
And he agreed.
(Laughter)
I said, "Solomon, I spent all night coming up with this code
we need to use in all further correspondence:
Lawyer: Gummy Bear.
Bank: Cream Egg.
Legal: Fizzy Cola Bottle.Claim: Peanut M&Ms.
Documents: Jelly Beans.
Western Union: A Giant Gummy Lizard."
(Laughter)
I knew these were all words they use, right?
I said, "Please call me Kitkat in all further correspondence."
(Laughter)
I didn’t hear back.I thought, I’ve gone too far.
I’ve gone too far.So I had to backpedal a little.
I said, "Solomon, Is the deal still on?
(Laughter)
Because you have to be consistent.
Then I did get an email back from him.
He said, "The Business is on and I am trying to blah blah blah ..."
I said, "Dude, you have to use the code!"
What followed is the greatest email I’ve ever received.
(Laughter)
I’m not joking, this is what turned up in my inbox.
This was a good day.
The business is on.
I am trying to raise the balance for the Gummy Bear --
(Laughter)
so he can submit all the needed Fizzy Cola Bottle Jelly Beans
to the Creme Egg,
for the Peanut M&Ms process to start.
(Laughter)
Send 1,500 pounds
via a Giant Gummy Lizard."
(Applause)
And that was so much fun, right,
that it got me thinking:
like, what would happen if I just spent as much time as could
replying to as many scam emails as I could?
And that’s what I’ve been doing
for three years
on your behalf.
(Laughter)
(Applause)
Crazy stuff happens when you start replying to scam emails.
It’s really difficult,
and I highly recommend we do it.
I don’t think what I’m doing is mean.
There are a lot of people who do mean things to scammers.
All I’m doing is wasting their time.
And I think any time they’re spending with me
is time they’re not spending scamming vulnerable adults
And if you’re going to do this -- and I highly recommend you do --
get yourself a pseudonymous email address.
Don’t use your own email address.
That’s what I was doing at the start and it was a nightmare.
I’d wake up in the morning and have a thousand emails
about penis enlargements,
only one of which was a legitimate response --
(Laughter)
to a medical question I had.
But I’ll tell you what, though, guys,
I’ll tell you what: any day is a good day,any day is a good day
if you receive an email that begins like this:
(Laughter)
I AM WINNIE MANDELA,
THE SECOND WIFE OF NELSON MANDELA THE FORMER SOUTH AFRICAN PRESIDENT."
I was like, oh! -- that Winnie Mandela.
(Laughter)
I know so many.
I NEED TO TRANSFER 45 MILLION DOLLARS OUT OF THE COUNTRY
BECAUSE OF MY HUSBANDNELSON MANDELA’S HEALTH CONDITION."
Let that sink in.
She sent me this, which is hysterical.
(Laughter)
And this looks fairly legitimate,this is a letter of authorization.
But to be honest, if there’s nothing written on it, it’s just a shape!
(Laughter)
I said, "Winnie, I’m really sorry to hear of this.
Given that Nelson died three months ago,
I’d describe his health condition as fairly serious."
(Laughter)
That’s the worst health condition you can have, not being alive.
She said, "KINDLY COMPLY WITH MY BANKERS INSTRUCTIONS.
ONE LOVE."
(Laughter)
I said, "Of course. NO WOMAN, NO CRY."
(Laughter)
(Applause)
She said, "MY BANKER WILL NEED TRANSFER OF 3000 DOLLARS. ONE LOVE."
(Laughter)
I said, "no problemo.
I SHOT THE SHERIFF."
[ (BUT I DID NOT SHOOT THE DEPUTY) ]
(Laughter)
Thank you.
(Applause)
当你收到骗子的邮件时，尝试调戏一下会怎么样？
This is what happens when you reply to spam email
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A few years ago,I got one of those spam emails.And it managed to get through my spam filter.I’m not quite sure how,but it turned up in my inbox,and it was from a guy called Solomon Odonkoh.
几年前，我收到了一封垃圾邮件。我的垃圾邮件过滤器没起作用。我不知道它是怎么做到的，但它的确出现在了我的收件箱里，发件人是个叫所罗门·奥东寇的家伙。
(Laughter)
(Laughter)
It went like this:it said, "Hello James Veitch,I have an interesting business proposal I want to share with you, Solomon."Now, my hand was kind of hovering on the delete button, right?I was looking at my phone.I thought, I could just delete this.Or I could do what I think we’ve all always wanted to do.
邮件是这么开头的：信上说：“你好，詹姆斯·维奇，我有个挺有意思的投资提案，想和你谈一谈——所罗门”这时我的手指大概已经放在删除键上了，对吧？我当时看着我的手机，心想我可以直接删了它。或者我也可以做点什么，我们每个人一直都很想做的事。
(Laughter)
And I said, "Solomon, Your email intrigues me."
于是我说：“所罗门，你的邮件令我很感兴趣。”
(Laughter)
(Applause)
And the game was afoot.
游戏就此开始。
He said, "Dear James Veitch,We shall be shipping Gold to you."
他说：“亲爱的詹姆斯·维奇，我们会给你运送黄金。”
(Laughter)
You will earn 10% of any gold you distributes.
“你可以将黄金转手，赚取10%的回扣。”
(Laughter)
So I knew I was dealing with a professional.
于是我就知道了，和我打交道的是个高手。
(Laughter)
I said, "How much is it worth?"
我说：“它价值多少？”
He said, "We will start with smaller quantity," --I was like, aww --and then he said, "of 25 kgs.
他说：“我们一开始可以做小一点。”我当时就，“哎……”然后他说：“25公斤。”
(Laughter)
The worth should be about $2.5 million."
“总价值大约250万美元。”
I said, "Solomon, if we’re going to do it, let’s go big.
我说：“所罗门，我们要做这生意，就干一大票。”
(Applause)
I can handle it. How much gold do you have?"
“我能搞定。你手上有多少金子？”
(Laughter)
He said, "It is not a matter of how much gold I have,what matters is your capability of handling.We can start with 50 kgs as trial shipment."
他说：“关键不是我有多少，而是你能接多少。我们一开始可以发过去50公斤试试。”
I said, "50 kgs?There’s no point doing this at allunless you’re shipping at least a metric ton."
我说：“50公斤？简直一点搞头都没有啊，除非你至少运过来一整吨。”
(Laughter)
(Applause)
He said, "What do you do for a living?"
他说：“你是干什么工作的？”
(Laughter)
I said, "I’m a hedge fund executive bank manager."
我说：“我是银行对冲基金的执行经理。”
(Laughter)
This isn’t the first time I’ve shipped bullion, my friend,no no no.
“朋友，这不是我第一次运金条了。不，不，不。”
Then I started to panic.I was like, "Where are you based?"I don’t know about you,but I think if we’re going via the postal service,it ought to be signed for.That’s a lot of gold."
然后我开始有点慌了。我当时就说：“你们总部在哪？”我还不了解你，但是我想如果我们要通过邮政业务发货，一定要办签收。这笔金子可不算少了。“
He said, "It will not be easy to convince my companyto do larger quantity shipment."
他说：“说服我们公司扩大运货量的确不容易。”
I said, "Solomon, I’m completely with you on this one.I’m putting together a visual for you to take into the board meeting.Hold tight."
我说：“所罗门，我非常同意你的观点。我现在给你整理一些图像资料，你可以带到董事会上去。我去去就回。”
(Laughter)
This is what I sent Solomon.
这是我发给所罗门的东西。
(Laughter)
(Applause)
（掌声）[财富与金条数量成正比]
I don’t know if we have any statisticians in the house,but there’s definitely something going on.
我不知道这里有没有哪位是统计学家，总之这肯定有点道理吧。
(Laughter)
I said, "Solomon, attached to this email you’ll find a helpful chart.I’ve had one of my assistants run the numbers.
我说：”所罗门，邮件的附件里有一个有用的图表。我让我的助手细致分析了数据。
(Laughter)
We’re ready for shipping as much gold as possible."
我们把生意做得越大越好啊！”
There’s always a moment where they try to tug your heartstrings,and this was it for Solomon.He said, "I will be so much happy if the deal goes well,because I’m going to get a very good commission as well."And I said, "That’s amazing, What are you going to spend your cut on?"And he said, "On RealEstate,what about you?"
总有些时候你会让别人心痒痒，对所罗门来说就是这样。他说：“如果生意顺利进行，我会非常开心的，因为我也会获得一笔丰厚的佣金。”然后我说：“这太棒了！你打算怎么花这笔钱？”他说：“投资不动产，你呢？”
I thought about it for a long time.And I said, "OHummus."
我想了很久。然后我说：“就一个词：豆沙酱。”
(Laughter)
It’s going places.
“这肯定有戏的啦。”
(Laughter)
I was in Sainsbury’s the other dayand there were like 30 different varieties.Also you can cut up carrots,and you can dip them.Have you ever done that, Solomon?"
我有天在英佰瑞超市，那里有30多种豆沙酱。而且你还可以切碎胡萝卜，然后蘸着它来吃。你有试过吗，所罗门？！”
(Laughter)
He said, "I have to go bed now."
他说：“我要去睡觉了。”
(Laughter)
(Applause)
Till morrow.Have sweet dream."
“明天再聊。祝你好梦！”
I didn’t know what to say!I said, "Bonsoir my golden nugget, bonsoir."
我当下就无语了！我说：“晚安，我的金条子，晚安。”
(Laughter)
Guys, you have to understand,this had been going for, like, weeks,albeit hitherto the greatest weeks of my life,but I had to knock it on the head.It was getting a bit out of hand.Friends were saying, "James, do you want to come for a drink?"I was like, "I can’t, I’m expecting an email about some gold."
同志们，你们得知道，这个东西进行了大概几周吧，虽然它目前是我人生中最快乐的几周，但是我必须得叫停了。它有点失去控制了。朋友跟我说：“詹姆斯，想要下馆子小酌一杯吗？”我的反应就是，“不不不，我在等一封关于什么黄金的邮件。”
So I figured I had to knock it on the head.I had to take it to a ridiculous conclusion.So I concocted a plan.I said, "Solomon, I’m concerned about security.When we email each other,we need to use a code."And he agreed.
我觉得我得叫停了。我得让它发展到一个超级无厘头的结局。所以我编写了一套计划。我说：“所罗门，我很担心安全问题。当我们互相发邮件时，我们要用一种暗号。”他同意了。
(Laughter)
I said, "Solomon, I spent all night coming up with this codewe need to use in all further correspondence:
我说：“所罗门，我想了一晚上，想到了这些暗号，未来的一切通讯请务必使用：
Lawyer: Gummy Bear.
律师：小熊橡皮糖。
Bank: Cream Egg.
银行：奶油蛋。
Legal: Fizzy Cola Bottle.Claim: Peanut M&Ms.
法律：可乐QQ糖。索赔：M&M花生巧克力。
Documents: Jelly Beans.
文档：果冻豆。
Western Union: A Giant Gummy Lizard."
西联汇款公司：巨大的橡皮蜥蜴。”
(Laughter)
I knew these were all words they use, right?I said, "Please call me Kitkat in all further correspondence."
我知道这都是行家用的，对吧？我说，“未来的一切通讯请称我为KitKat（奇巧巧克力）。”
(Laughter)
I didn’t hear back.I thought, I’ve gone too far.I’ve gone too far.So I had to backpedal a little.I said, "Solomon, Is the deal still on?KitKat."
我没收到回信。我想，我一定做过火了。我一定做过火了，所以我得往后退一小步。我说：“所罗门，生意还在进行吗？KitKat 敬上。”
(Laughter)
Because you have to be consistent.Then I did get an email back from him.He said, "The Business is on and I am trying to blah blah blah ..."
你必须得始终如一。后来我确实收到了他的回复。他说：“生意还在进行，然后我在……呜里哇啦……”
I said, "Dude, you have to use the code!"What followed is the greatest email I’ve ever received.
我说：“老兄！你要用暗号啊！”之后我收到了一生中最爆笑的一封邮件。
(Laughter)
I’m not joking, this is what turned up in my inbox.This was a good day.The business is on.I am trying to raise the balance for the Gummy Bear --
我没有开玩笑，我的收件箱里就是这个。那真是好日子。生意还在进行我在尝试调高小熊橡皮糖的余额……
(Laughter)
so he can submit all the needed Fizzy Cola Bottle Jelly Beansto the Creme Egg,for the Peanut M&Ms process to start.
使他可以提交一切所需的可乐QQ糖果冻豆，给奶油蛋，让M&M花生巧克力能够开始。
(Laughter)
Send 1,500 poundsvia a Giant Gummy Lizard."
请转账1500英镑，通过巨大的橡皮蜥蜴。”
(Applause)
And that was so much fun, right,that it got me thinking:like, what would happen if I just spent as much time as couldreplying to as many scam emails as I could?And that’s what I’ve been doingfor three yearson your behalf.
这实在太好玩了，对吗？让我不禁思考起来：如果我花尽可能多的时间，回复尽可能多的垃圾邮件，会发生什么呢？这就是我所做的，做了整整三年，都是为了你们。
(Laughter)
(Applause)
Crazy stuff happens when you start replying to scam emails.It’s really difficult,and I highly recommend we do it.I don’t think what I’m doing is mean.There are a lot of people who do mean things to scammers.All I’m doing is wasting their time.And I think any time they’re spending with meis time they’re not spending scamming vulnerable adults
当你开始回复垃圾邮件时，疯狂的事情就会发生。这其实挺难的，但我强烈推荐大家尝试一下。我不觉得我做的事很伤天害理。社会上有好多人对诈骗犯做很残忍的事情。我所做的一切，就是浪费他们时间。他们在我身上花的任何精力，都让他们不能去诈骗其他容易受骗的人，对吧？
And if you’re going to do this -- and I highly recommend you do --get yourself a pseudonymous email address.Don’t use your own email address.That’s what I was doing at the start and it was a nightmare.I’d wake up in the morning and have a thousand emailsabout penis enlargements,only one of which was a legitimate response --
如果你要这么做的话——我强烈推荐你们这么做，先去申请一个匿名的邮箱地址。千万别用你自己的邮箱。我一开始就是这么干的，简直就是噩梦。我一早起床会收到一千封邮件，关于阴茎增大什么的，其中只有一封是可行的方案……
(Laughter)
to a medical question I had.
解决我的一个生理问题。
But I’ll tell you what, though, guys,I’ll tell you what: any day is a good day,any day is a good dayif you receive an email that begins like this:
让我们换个话题，同志们，我告诉你：任何一天都是好日子，如果你收到一封这样开头的邮件：
(Laughter)
I AM WINNIE MANDELA,THE SECOND WIFE OF NELSON MANDELA THE FORMER SOUTH AFRICAN PRESIDENT."I was like, oh! -- that Winnie Mandela.
“我是温妮·曼德拉，前南非总统纳尔逊·曼德拉的第二任妻子。”我反应就是：哦哦！那个温妮·曼德拉啊！
(Laughter)
I know so many.
我认识好几个呢。
I NEED TO TRANSFER 45 MILLION DOLLARS OUT OF THE COUNTRYBECAUSE OF MY HUSBANDNELSON MANDELA’S HEALTH CONDITION."
“我需要转移4500万美元出国，因为我的丈夫纳尔逊的健康状况。”
Let that sink in.She sent me this, which is hysterical.
让我揣摩揣摩。她给我发了这个，简直超级搞笑。
(Laughter)
And this.And this looks fairly legitimate,this is a letter of authorization.But to be honest, if there’s nothing written on it, it’s just a shape!
还有这个。这看上去挺靠谱的，是一封授权的证书。但是说实话，上面一个字没写的话，它就是个形状啊！
(Laughter)
I said, "Winnie, I’m really sorry to hear of this.Given that Nelson died three months ago,I’d describe his health condition as fairly serious."
我说：“温妮，我很抱歉听到这个消息。因为纳尔逊三个月前刚去世，我觉得他的健康状况确实相当糟糕。”
(Laughter)
That’s the worst health condition you can have, not being alive.
“没活着”可是最糟糕的健康状况了啊。
She said, "KINDLY COMPLY WITH MY BANKERS INSTRUCTIONS.ONE LOVE."
她说：“请遵循银行专员的指示。唯一的爱。”
(Laughter)
I said, "Of course. NO WOMAN, NO CRY."
我说：“当然了。美女催下男儿泪啊！”
(Laughter)
(Applause)
She said, "MY BANKER WILL NEED TRANSFER OF 3000 DOLLARS. ONE LOVE."
她说：“我的银行专员需要3000美金的转账。唯一的爱。”
(Laughter)
I said, "no problemo.
我说：“小意思。
I SHOT THE SHERIFF."
我帮你把司法官毙了。”
[ (BUT I DID NOT SHOOT THE DEPUTY) ]
[（但我没毙掉他的副手）]
(Laughter)
Thank you.
(Applause)
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然后我直接回复了I am interested in.然后又收到了如下回复邮件
My Dear,Thanks for your kind reply. As regards to my proposition, be rest assured that
there will be no problem.This transaction is 100% legal and risk free. All you need to do is to comply with my instructions so that you will not make any mistake. The sharing ratio of this money will be 40 percent of the total sum for you and 60 percent for me. Any expenses done before the conclusion of this transaction will be deducted from the fund before the sharing of the money.MY PERSONAL DATA:1.
NAME : Raha Bamba2.
68 Years3.
MARITAL STATUS : Married with two children4.
OCCUPATION : Banker5.
YEARS OF EXPERIENCE : 25 Years6
STATE OF ORIGN : Bobo Dioulaso7.
COUNTRY: Burkina Faso8
Telephone number.
79 85 59 87BACKGROUND OF TRANSACTION The deceased customer is a foreigner but he naturalized in Burkina Faso for years before he died in 2003. I was his account officer for many years before his death. He was a contractor and the major supplier of agricultural equipments in West Africa . Consequently, I have spent my time, made all the necessary enquires to find out if I can get his Next of Kin, who was also his personal assistant. Or any of his relative to come forward and claim his fund left behind in our branch for many years, but all efforts proved abortive. It was during this search that I found out that his Next of Kin died along with him in an auto crash along fada/ ngroma express road as they were travelling for a holiday, leaving no one to claim his fund left in our branch. The banking ethics here does not allow such money to stay more than 11 years, because the bank will transfer it to the bank's treasury as an abandoned or unclaimed fund. Truly, it was after this discovery, that I decided to contact you,
I can use your name for the claim of this fund, consequence upon the fact that I do not want the fund to be transferred into our bank’s treasury as an abandoned or unclaimed fund, because it will be
shared among the top shareholders and Chief Executive Officers of the bank. We Poor employees do not gain anything out of these confiscated funds. I got this opportunity and decided to contact you, for the mutual benefit of our both families. I will draft an application letter, which you will fill and apply as the deceased Next of kin/beneficiary. I will be here as your partner in the business to guide you on what to do until the bank transfers the money into your account. As I said earlier, this transaction is
risk free, legal and has no negative implication. I have perfected everything to guarantee success, you should not be afraid of anything. Nevertheless, you must try to keep it secret, in order not to tarnish my image as a senior staff of this bank. Most Importantly, I will like you to assure me that you will not betray this trust and confidence that am about to repose on you. I have worked very hard in my life and I have always maintained high level of discipline and integrity. This is an opportunity, which I must strive relentlessly to accomplish. Besides, in a no distant time, I will be leaving for retirement. Finally, if you have studied my letter carefully and you wish to achieve this goal
with me, kindly get back to me by sending the below information, which I will use to draft an application letter and send to you so that we can start the transaction. 1) First name..........................
2)Surname....................... ..........3) Age........................... .........
4)Occupation.................... .................5) Telephone number.................
6) Address………..........................7) Country.....................................................
8) Private email address....................... ............Thanks for your understanding and waiting for your reply. Regards,Dr Raha Bamba
呵呵离开一个地方，风景就不再属于你；错过一个人，那人便再与你无关。 　　　　　　　　
昨天收到了，一模一样。用gmail给我发的
没听过。。看不懂。我看不懂。这是干啥的。看不懂
一个人死了
这个在银行工作的和想和你46分这笔遗产
不过你需要按照他的指示来
剩下的我就为看了
个人感觉是诈骗
看不懂。好屌的样子
哈哈，必须诈骗！和骗人的中国人比，太嫩了！
就这诈骗技术拿到我天朝显摆，逗死我了
我曾经在我的facebook上收过类似诈骗邮件
努力看到 11行
abandoned or unclaimed fund.……已无力吐槽。实在看不下去了
英语退化了……
我已做好挂科的准备，来吧来吧，让暴风雨来的更猛烈些吧
如果开着一辆车，车哩坐在小红和小明，请问车主是谁？
。。。　　　--在中国，尤其是在都市里，倘使路上有暴病倒地，或是翻车摔伤的人，路人围观或甚至高兴的人尽有，有肯伸手来扶助一下的人却是极少的。——鲁迅（《经验》，1933年）
我也刚刚收到这封邮件，楼主确定是诈骗邮件？
为什么这么确定呢？
OH MY GOD 幸亏我英语没学好 ，要不然岂不是上当了
我觉得你可以报警了
Urgent Attention My Dear Friend,Good day and compliments, I know this letter will definitely come to you as a surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine my future and continued existence.Please allow me to introduce myself.I am CAPTAIN GREG, in 4th Battalion, 64th Armored Regiment unit here that Patrols the helmand province, Afghanistan. I am desperately in need of assistance and I have summoned up courage to contact you.I am presently in Afghanistan and I found your contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of $25m (Twenty five Million United States Dollars) to you,as far as I can be assured that it will be safe in your care until I complete my service here. This is no stolen money and there are no dangers involved.SOURCE OF MONEY:Some money in US DOLLARS was discovered and concealed in barrels at a location in helman province when we conduct
楼主来看看是什么意思
我居然看完了，居然看完了68岁还没退休也真是不容易了，人家辛辛苦苦半辈子也没挣到钱，就指望楼主来挣点钱呢，楼楼可要善良点哦～
完全看不懂
早安鲁迅：“晚安！”。 语文老师：“晚安”中“晚”字 点明了时间，令人联想到天色已 黑，象征着当时社会的黑暗。而 在这黑暗的天空下人们却感到“ 安”，侧面反映了人民的麻木， 而句末的感叹号体现了鲁迅对人 民麻木的“哀其不幸怒其不争” 。
我昨天也收到了类似的诈骗信,果断的举报垃圾邮件了Greetings,My name is Mrs.Nicole Benoit Marois,from Toulouse France,I have been suffering from ovarian cancer disease and the doctor says that I have just a short time to live.and for the past
Twelve years, I have being dealing on gold exportation,before this disease criplled me down. My late husband,
Dr. Benoit
kabore,a retired diplomat
minister of mines and Power in the republic
made a lot of money from
the sales of Gold and cotton while he was a minister, but we had no child of our own.later
my husband realised through a powerful man of God that it was evil course
instituted by his brother in other to inherit his wealth, but before then it was too late, I and my husband agreed that he should remarry another wife but our religion did not permit it, while planning this my husband’s brother heard it and they planned and killed my husband at the tender age of 56, he died in the month of September 2007Now that
I am very sick and according to the doctor, will not survive the sickness.The worst of it all is that
I do not have any family members or children to inherit my wealth.I am writing this letter now through the help of the computer beside my sick bed.I have $4.5 Million US Dollars deposited in Eco-Bank here in Burkina Faso and Iam willing to instruct my bank to transfer the said
fund to you as my foreign Trustee.You will apply to the bank, that they should release the fund to you, but you will assure me that you will take 50% of the fund and give 50% to the orphanages home in your country for my soul to rest after i have gone.In my next email, I will send you the copy of the Certificate of Deposit which will enable you apply to the bank and receive the money with ease.Respond to me immediately
for further details and instructions since I am in the end times of my life due to the ovarian cancer disease.Hoping to receive your response as soon as possible.My Regards,Mrs. Nicole B. Marois
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