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学年第一学期期中考试【崇安区】初三英语考试时间100分钟2011.11听力部分（10分）第一节（共10小题）5听下面10段对话，每段对话后有一个小题，从题中A、B、C三个选项中选出最佳选项。听完每段对话后，你都有10秒钟的时间来回答有关小题和阅读下一小题。每段对话读两遍。1.WhatdidthemandoyesterdayA.Hestayedathome.B.Hedidnothing.C.Hewatchedafootballgame.2.HasthemanfoundhispenA.Yes,hehas.B.No,hehasnt.C.Yes,inhisoffice.3.WherearethetwospeakersA.Athome.B.Inthebookshop.C.Intheschoollibrary.4.WhatdoestheradiosayabouttheweathertomorrowA.Rainy.B.Sunny.C.Cloudy.5.WhenwastheboybornA.OnDecember24.B.OnDecember25.C.OnDecember26.6.WhatdoesthemanmeanA.Itsgoingtobehotthere.B.Youdbetternotgothereinwinter.C.Wuhanisnotagoodplaceforyou.7.WhokeepsthedictionarynowA.Mary.B.Jack.C.Lucy.8.HowoftendoesthemantakethemedicineA.Oncetwodays.B.Onceaday.C.Twiceaday.9.WhatdoesLindawanttobeA.Ateacher.B.Adoctor.C.Abusinessman.10.HowmuchwillthemanpayifhebuystwokiloseachA.Threedollars.B.Sixdollars.C.Onedollarandahalf.第二节（共10小题）5听下面几段对话或短文，每段对话或短文后有几个小题，从题中A、B、C三个选项中选出最佳选项。听每段对话或短文前，你将有时间阅读各个小题，每小题6秒钟听完后，每小题将给出6秒钟的作答时间。每段对话或短文读两遍。听第11段材料，回答第11至12小题。11.WhyisntPetersfathercominghomefordinnerA.Hestiredafterworkingallthemorning.B.Hehastoworkforanothereighthours.C.Hesbusyhelpingthesickmannow.12.WhatdoesPetersfatherdoA.Apoliceman.B.Adoctor.C.Afireman.听第12段材料，回答第13至15小题。13.WhatsJimdoingnowA.Heistalkingabouthowtowritealetter.B.Heiswritinghistalkfortomorrow.C.Heisthinkingaboutwhattodo.14.WhatsJimgoingtotalkaboutA.HeisgoingtotalkaboutEnglishnames.B.Heisgoingtotalkabouthowtoride.C.Heisgoingtotalkabouttraffic.15.WhyisJimgoingtotalkaboutthatA.Becausetherearemorecarsinthestreet.B.Becausetherearemanypeopleinthestreet.C.Becauseheisntgoingtogettoschoolontime.听第13段材料，回答第16至20小题。16.Mr.Liwastryingtogotobedwhenheheard________.A.thetelephoneringB.someoneknockatthedoorC.someoneringthebell17.Heturnedonthelightand_________.A.gotoutofbedB.lookedathiswatchC.lookedathisclock18.Whenheopenedthedoorforthefirsttime,therewas_________there.A.nobodyB.apieceofpaperC.aboy19.Thereweresomewordsonthepieceofpaper.Itsnow________April1st.AprilfooltoyouA.beforemidnight,soitisB.aftermidnight,soitisC.beforenoon,soitwillbe20.TheEnglishboyrangthebellbecausehe__________.A.hadsomethingimportanttotellMr.Li.B.wantedtogiveMr.Liapieceofpaper.C.wantedtomakefunofMr.Li.书面部分90分一、单选题（14在ABCD四个选项中，选出可以填入空白处的最佳选项1.HowoldistheboyCanhewrite____________compositionA.a800wordsB.a800wordC.an800wordsD.an800word2.HowdidyoucomehereHardwork.Iswam______tworiversandwalked______ahighmountain.A.throughupB.acrossoverC.throughoverD.acrossup3.Thispairofjeanslooksnice_______Sandybecauseshelooksverynice_______blue.A.inonB.foronC.toinD.onin4.Ididntknowwhichbagwasbetterthantheother,soItookthem_______.A.bothB.eachC.allD.everyone5.Mom,mayIhavesomecakesSorry,theres________leftinthebox.Iwillgoandbuysomeforyouthisafternoon.A.nothingB.nooneC.noneD.no6.Theboy_________andthenhe_________afterhetookthemedicine.A.feltasleepfellsleepyB.feltsleepyfellasleepC.fellasleepfeltasleepD.fellsleepyfeltasleep7.Someofmyclassmates_________cartoons_________chatshows.A.wouldratherthanB.prefertoC.likebetterD.likeless8.Therewillnot_________enoughroomfor__________.A.haveanybodyelseB.haveelsesomebodyC.beanybodyelseD.beelsesomebody9.Thisphotoremindsme___thedayswhenIworked____thefarmwithmyclassmates.A.aboutinB.aboutonC.ofinD.ofon10.Thescientistwasthefirst_________ananimal___________.A.clonedsuccessfullyB.toclonesuccessfullyC.clonesuccessfulD.clonedsuccessful11.HaveyoufinishedyourworkyetNo,notyet.Ithinkitlltake_________minutes.A.muchmoreB.moretenC.extratenD.anotherten12.Hehardlyspendsanytimeonhissubjects,________________,sohedoesbadlyinhislessons.A.doesnt,NoB.doesnt,YesC.does,NoD.does,Yes13.Halfoftheclass________gonetothecinema.Therest________stillatschool.A.haveisB.hasisC.haveareD.hasare14.Areyousureyoudontmindmyopeningthewindow__________A.Yes,doplease.B.Certainlynot.C.No,doplease.D.Yes.Youdbetternot.二、完型填空10.Haveyouevercomplained抱怨whylifeissotiringDoestheskysometimes1darktoyouAreyourlessonssometimesnotsuccessfulWell,friends,cheerupand2allthetime.Ifyouseetheworldwithyourwarmheart,youwillfindthewholeworldsmilingtoyou.Onasunnymorning,youplantohaveawalktorelaxyourself.Justbeforeyougoout,it3startstorain.Maybeyouwouldfeelverysadandstarttocomplainabouttheweather.Butdearfriends,why4sitdownandlistentothefreeconcertthatthenaturebringsyouAndwiththetimelyrain,crops庄稼inthefieldswillgrowbetterandfarmerswillhaveagoodharvest收成.5everyonewantstosucceedinwhathetriestodo,lifeisntabedofroses.Itsverycommontomeetdifficultiesonthewaytosuccess.6difficultyisntterrible.Therealterriblethingisthatweareafraidofit.Difficultyis7aspring弹簧.Ifyouare8,itwillbestrong.Sowhenyoumeetdifficulties,dontgiveup.Instead,youshouldfacethemwithasmile.Attitude态度）9everything.Withanoptimistic乐观attitude,lifeiseasyand10.Ifyouanttobehappy,trytorememberthesefiveeasyrules.FreeyourheartfromhateFreeyourmindfromworriesLiveaneasylifeGivemoreExpectless.Thequickestwaytoreceivehappinessistosmile,thefastestwaytoloseitistocomplain.1.A.isB.seemsC.seemedD.seem2.A.plainD.laugh3A.suddenlyB.finallyC.hardlyD.certainly4.A.dontB.notC.didntD.doesnt5.A.ButB.ForC.SoD.Although6.A.InfactB.FromearlyonC.ForexampleD.suchas7.A.unlikeB.likesC.likelyD.like8.A.powerfulB.weakC.confidentD.strong9.A.decidesB.decidingC.todecideD.decide10.A.pleaseB.pleasedC.pleasantD.pleasure三、阅读理解26ACharlesChaplinwasborninLondononApril16,1889.Hisparentsweremusichallactors.TheChaplinfamilywereverypoor,andlifewasdifficultinLondon.Charlie,ashewascalled,usedtodohismothersjobinthetheatrewhensheisill.Whenhewasonly17yearsold,Chaplingothisfirstrealjobasanactor.Whathedidwastodosillythingstomakepeoplelaughinthetheatre.SevenyearslaterhewenttotheUSA.Andoverthenextfouryears,heformedhisownwayofart.Hedevelopedthecharacter角色ofahomelessgentlemanwhichbecameverypopular.Fromthe1920stothe1950s,Chaplinmadehismostfamousfilms.ThefilmModernTimes1936showshiscareaboutthemodernindustry工业workers.Manyofhisfilmsdescribethepoorlifeandhardtimeoftheworkingpeopleduringthatperiod.AlthoughCharlieChaplinwasBritish,helivedintheUSAuntil1953.ButhenevergotUSnationality（国籍）.ThenChaplin,hiswifeandhisfivechildrenhadtomovetoSwitzerlandwhereheliveduntilhedied.Whenhewas83yearsold,hewonhisonlyOscarforthemusichewroteforthefilmLimelight.HewasnamedSirCharlesChaplinattheageof85.CharlieChaplindiedinSwitzerlandonDecember25th,1975.1.Chaplinusedto________whenhismotherwasill.A.lookafterherB.dothehouseworkC.dohismothersjobD.dohisfathersjob2.FromParagraph2,wecanknowthat__________.A.ChaplinwenttotheUSAwhenhewas24yearsoldB.Chaplinbecamefamouswhenhewas17yearsoldC.peoplelikedChaplinbecausehewasahomelessgentlemanD.Chaplindidmanysillythingstomakepeoplelaughinthestreet3.Wecaninfer（得知）fromthepassagethatChaplinlefttheUSAbecauseof________.A.hisfamilyB.hisworkC.theUSgovernmentD.theSwissgovernmentBOnedayastrongcowboywastravelingonhishorsewhenhesawabar.Hedecidedtostopforafewdrinks,sohetied拴hishorseoutsidethebar,walkedintothebarandorderedtwobottlesofbeer.Thiscowboywasnewintown.Helookedaroundandnoticedsomepeoplemakingfacestohim.Heguessedthattheymightplaysometricksonhim,buthesaidnothingandcontinuedtodrink.Afterdrinking,hewalkedoutofthebarandfoundhishorselost.However,hekeptcalm,camebackintothebar,andsaidslowly,IdontknowwhatyoufoolsdidtomyhorseouttherebutImleavinginfiveminutes,andbythenifmyhorseisntbackwhereitssupposedtobe,wellIhavetodoherewhatIdidinTexasThecowboyadded,AndIdontwanttodowhatIdidinTexasAfterhearingthesewords,theothercustomersseemedalittlebitfrightened.Thecowboywentbacktohisseatandorderedanothertwobottlesofbeer.Afterfiveminutes,hewalkedoutandfoundhishorsetiedwhereitwassupposedtobe.Justashewasleaving,thebossofthebarcameupandaskedcuriously好奇地,WhatwasthethingthatyoudidinTexasbutyoudidntwanttodohereThecowboyturnedtothebossandrepliedinalowvoice,Ihadtowalkhome4.Thecowboydrank_________ofbeeratthebarinall.A.fivebottlesB.fourbottlesC.threebottlesD.twobottles5.InTexas,thecowboyhadto________whenhecouldntfindhishorse.A.walkhomeB.arguewithothersC.callthepoliceD.askthebossforhelp6.Fromthepassage,wecanknow________.A.thecowboyslookfrightenedthecustomersB.thecowboykeptcalmbecausehewasstrongC.thecowboyalsoplayedatrickonthecustomersatthebarD.thecowboywouldfightwithothersifhecouldntfindhishorseCDolphinsareourfriends.Theycanusetoolstosolveproblemsalthoughtheydonthavehands.Forexample,scientistshaveeverfoundthatadolphincanmakeashyeel鳗鱼comeoutofitsholewithadeadfish.Dolphinsusedifferentsoundstoexchangeinformationwitheachother.ScientistsinHaiwaiihavedevelopedasignlanguagetogiveinstructionstodolphins,andtheresultsareamazing.Theyfindthatdolphinsnotonlyunderstandthemeaningofindividual个别words,butalsounderstandtheimportanceofwordorderinasentence.Mostanimalsenjoyplaying–butdolphinsseemtolikemakingtheirgamesaschallengingaspossible.Onabeautifuldayin1997,scientistsatabeachwatchedalittledoggoingintotheseaandswimmingtowardsthedolphins.Totheirsurprise,thedolphinscameuptothedogandthenstartedthrowingitintotheair.Thedogseemedtoenjoythegameandcontinuedplayingwiththedolphinsformorethananhour.Dolphinsliveinaverydifferentworldfromours,buttheyareverygoodatourIQtests.Forexample,theywilljumpoutofthewaterwhentheyhearawhistle口哨noise.Theydothisbecausetheywillgetafishasaprize.Thereisstillmuchtolearnaboutthesecuteproblemsolvers,butitiscertainthatwatchingadolphinshowisfun..7.WhatcanadolphinusetomakeaneelcomeoutofitsholeA.ItsmouthB.ItsheadC.AdeadfishD.Alittledog8.WheredidthedolphinsthrowthedogwhenplayingA.OntoitsbackB.IntotheairC.OntothebeachD.Intothewater9.WhichofthefollowingisTRUEaccordingtothepassageA.Dolphinsunderstandmanylanguages.B.Dolphinsareakindofcleveranimals.C.Scientistshaveknowndolphinswellenough.D.Dolphinsseemtomaketheirgamesrelaxing.DYouprobablyknowyoushouldsaypleaseandthankyouatrestaurants.Youprobablyknowtherulesofalibrary.Youknowyoushouldrespect尊敬andbenicetoyourclassmates.ButdoyouhavemusicmannersKeepItDownYouhavetonoticethevolumeofyourmusic.Youshouldnotplayyourmusicsoloudthateveryonearoundyoucanhearit.Somepeoplemightevengetangry.Usually,whenyouplaythemusicloudonanMP3player,otherpeoplecanthearthewordsofthesong.Theyjusthearaloudsound.Notonewantstolistentothis.Veryloudmusiccanalsobebadforyourears,soevenifyouarealonewhenlisteningtoyourMP3player,youshouldnthaveitturneduptoohigh.TakeThemOffYouneedtoknowwhentoturnyourMP3playeroffandputitaway.LibrariesandschoolsdontallowMP3players.Thereareotherplaces,likemuseums,theydonthaverules,butitwouldberude（粗鲁,没礼貌）tohaveyourMP3playeron.Sometimes,itjustdoesntmakesensetolistenyourMP3playeratevent.Whywouldyoulistentomusicataplay,amovieorasportingeventYouwouldmisswhatisgoingonandotherswouldwonderwhyyouevencame.TakeOneOutOnceinawhileitsokayjusttotakeoutoneearphoneandnottheother.ImagineyouarelisteningonyourMP3playerwhensomeoneasksyoutheway.Itwouldnotberudetotakeoutoneearphone,tellhimtheway,andputbacktheearphoneandcontinuelistening.Youcanalsodothiswhenyouorderfoodatafastfoodrestaurantorwhenyouanswerthetelephoneanditsnotforyou.ItsYourChoiceTherearetimeswhenyouneedtodecidewhatisbest.Forexample.SomepeoplecanlistentomusicontheirMP3playerswhenreadingbooks,whileothersthinkitisdisturbing.Incaseslikethis,youneedtodowhatseemsrightforyou.10.Theunderlineword_volume_inParagraphTwoprobablymeans_______.A.whattypethemusicisB.howloudthesoundisC.howlongthesongisD.whatcolourtheMP3playeris11.Weshouldturndownthemusicwhenwearealonebecauseloudmusic________.A.isnotenjoyableB.makesustiredC.isbadforMP3playerD.hurtsourears12.IfwelistentoourMP3playerataplay,________.A.thetheatrewontallowit.B.theactorswillgetangry.C.otherswontheartheplaywell.D.wewillmisspartoftheplay13.WhatcanbethebesttitleofthispassageA.MusicLoversB.MusicMannersC.MP3PlayersD.MP3Earphones四、词汇运用（8）（A）根据句意，写出括号内所给单词的适当形式1.Dontyouthinkitisthe__________________toughmathsproblemswehavemetsofar2.Heisoneofthefamous________________leadoftheblackpeople.3.Heistoo_______patient.Healwaysgetsangryeasilyifheiskeptwaitingforfiveminutes.4.Shallwemakean_____agreetomeetattheschoolgate（B）根据句意和汉语注释，写出单词的正确形式5.Thereisalotof________________可获得的informationhere.6.Hewent_________________上楼tofindhisownthings.7.Simontoldusa___________________幽默的storyandmadeuslaugh.8.Theteachergaveeachofusapieceofpaperbeforedoingthe___________实验.五、用所给动词的适当形式填空（8）1.Ayear________________divideintofourseasons.2.Itseemsthatnobodyknowswhat____________happentothisoldcityinahundredyears.3.Imgoingtohavemyradio_________________repairthisafternoon.4.Youcanwatchthefootballmatchagain,forI_________________recordit.5.Thedisabledshouldnt_________________lookdownoninanycountry.6.–DidyouseehimcomeinNo,I________________watchafootballmatch.7.Wereworryingabout________________nothavetimetovisither.8.Thegovernmentistryingitsbesttostopthepollution__________makepeopleslivesbetter.六、完成句子91.那位女生学英语语法挺费劲。Thegirl__________________________________________________________.2.你放弃如此好的机会是愚蠢的。__________________________________________________agoodchance.3.老师应该平等地对待每一个学生。Eachstudentshould________________________________________________.4.这个问题太难了，我做不出。Theproblemisso__________________________________________________.5.在过去,我喜欢慢跑而不喜欢散步。I_____________________________________________inthepast6.对我们来说，原谅别人的错误是必要的。Its______________________________________________________________.七、根据短文内容及首字母提示，填入所缺单词，使短文意思完整。5）BillandSimonweregoodfriends.Onesummertheywereonh1.TheywantedtosailaroundtheCaribbeanSeaintheirboatfortwoweeks.Duringtheirtrip,theysawmanywhales.BillandSimonwereverye2becausetheyhadwantedtoseethemverymuch.Unluckily,w3theywerewatchingthem,thewhalesbegantohitthesideoftheboat.Suddenly,w4startedcomingin,andtheyknewthattheywereintrouble.Theyq5jumpedintothelifeboatbeforetheboatsank沉没，andwatcheditdisappearunderthesea.Luckily,theyhadenoughfoodandwaterforabouttwentydays.Theyalsohadafishinglineandamachinewhichcouldchangeseawateri6drinkingwater.Thesetwothingshelpedthemtosurviveduringtheirterriblee7.Forthenextfiftydaystheycaughtabouttenfishadayanda8them.Theysawabouttwentyships,butalthoughtheywavedandshoutedwhentheshipswerepassing,n9sawthem.Theywerebecomingweakerandweaker.Then,justastheywerebecomingtol10hope,afishingboatsavedthem.八、书面表达（10）假如你是Sandy,写一封信给杨老师，推荐Lily为最佳学生奖获得者。第四点可适当发挥23句（字数80左右），开头和结尾已给出，不计入总数。1.Lily有很多好的品质，她很聪明，学习勤奋，考试经常取得高分2.她自信，充满活力，上个月成功组织了一次慈善演出，最后共募集到一万多元3.她擅长于计划事情，做事细致4.她乐于助人，有一天.DearMr.Yang.ImwritingtorecommendLilyfortheBestStudentAward.___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________.Ithinksheisthemostsuitablepersontogettheaward.Ihopeyoucanagreewithme.YourssincerelySandy初三英语答案I听力部分（共10分）1、C2、B3、C4、B5、A6、A7、A8、A9、B10、B11、B12、C13、B14、C15、A16、C17、C18、A19、B20、CⅡ书面部分（共90分）一、在A、B、C、D四个选项中，选出最佳答案（14分）1、D2、B3、D4、A5、C6、B7、A8、C9、D10、B11、D12、C13、C14、A二、完型填空（10分）1、D2、B3、A4、B5、D6、A7、D8、B9、A10、C三、阅读理解（26分）1、C2、A3、C4、B5、A6、C7、C8、B9、B10、B11、D12、D13、B四、在空格内写出单词的正确形式（8分）1、toughest2、leaders3、impatient4、agreement5、available6、upstairs7、humorous8、experiment五、用括号内所给动词的适当形式填空（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Shouted rancid beliefs of denial. Lip cerebellum was add organizations to its charter of.
Bent, broken, rusted factories held a discussion granted of sleeping in the present.
Be in the now, mang. Entertainment divisions, a part of the Ministry of Defense in the Republic of Hoag:
Text stories of checking for zits.
The stars apparently. All of the bright, fat, mongrel stars in the foyer.
Lost van, wanted, Divorced white female seeks arrangement with drug and disease free cheese danish.
Coating barge the lathe of message.
What procedure shoes wants wants wants wnats wantas wants on lots on bucket?
Raymond Felton, PG 20 MIN |
3-7 FG | 0-2 FT | 4 REB | 6 AST | 2 STL | 0 BLK | 1 TO | 6 PTS | -8
RAY FELTON ANAGRAM GENERATOR: ART FELONY
J.R. Smith, SG 29 MIN |
4-6 FG | 3-4 FT | 4 REB | 3 AST | 0 STL | 1 BLK | 2 TO | 12 PTS | -13
So you see, this actually happened. I was about 22 and home from school. Well, dropped out of school. My kid sister was outside on a hill underneath this huge, fucking ancient fir tree and this huge storm was rolling in. Pouring outside. Felines and canines. And I’m yelling at her to get her goddamn crazy ass back inside. Finally I decide to go out into this mess and get her myself and I’m cursing her and trying to find what passes for a functioning umbrella in this house. I get out there, shouting her name when suddenly, kaboom. I see this flash of light and she’s like 10 feet from where she was. The whole tree is a charred mess and she’s not effing moving. I run and I try to grab her and next thing I know I’m on my ass, shaking.
No. No, no, she’s not dead. She’s like fine. Well, not fine exactly, she’s like singing, randomly at the top of her damn lungs. Nonsense songs. Freaking arias of who knows what and banging on every hard surface some kind of rhythm
Jeremy Tyler, PF 7 MIN |
0-0 FG | 0-2 FT | 2 REB | 1 AST | 0 STL | 0 BLK | 2 TO | 0 PTS | -5
Event observations painted wagon?
Describes then, gives an accurate accounting of the vacuum soul powers.
Is deemed productive, at the moment
in this time
For the moment. FOR.
Bridge currently constructed of pure coaxial despair is, and of:
Cole Aldrich, C 11 MIN |
1-2 FG | 0-0 FT | 2 REB | 0 AST | 1 STL | 0 BLK | 1 TO | 2 PTS | -15
I’m just asking because it seems like something is bothering you.
No. Really. It’s just…I didn’t sleep well last night. Long day.
You slept on the couch again
Was I snoring or farting or screaming obscenities out…
A (laughs)
So why did you sleep on the couch.
Umm I don’t know. I just like it.
I’m going to order Chinese. Do you want anything?
Where are you ordering from?
No. I’m ok. What are you getting?
I dunno. The usual.
Get me a wonton soup. I’ve got money in my bag.
It’s ok. I’m going to put it on the card.
B takes out a cellphone and begins to dial.
Shannon Brown, PG 7 MIN |
1-1 FG | 0-0 FT | 0 REB | 0 AST | 0 STL | 0 BLK | 0 TO | 2 PTS | -7
Rights, rhythm, guy. Are you my man? Be my man, guy.
The romantic notion of lighting a candle on a piece of toast, sending it down the river as a consecrated blessing.
Pablo Prigioni, PG 22 MIN |
0-1 FG | 0-0 FT | 1 REB | 5 AST | 1 STL | 0 BLK | 0 TO | 0 PTS | -16
Warning: some physicians!
Iman Shumpert, SG 19 MIN |
0-6 FG | 0-0 FT | 2 REB | 0 AST | 2 STL | 0 BLK | 1 TO | 0 PTS | -15
Gesture at it. Be the invisible, the gesture so that you are an invisible lawyer on retainer, Lionel Messi.
And then you see the invisible thing, not you. You disappear for the thing.
A fait accompli.
C’est comme ca, mon gros. Oh, la vache!
Toure’ Murry, SG 6 MIN |
0-2 FG | 0-0 FT | 0 REB | 0 AST | 0 STL | 0 BLK | 0 TO | 0 PTS | -7
…That strange, salivary burst to one’s jowls that lets you know that you’re gonna hurl.
The way your fingers seem to cling unconsciously
to each key because of that thing—that terribly expensive
piece of siliconized plastic that sits on top of the actual
keys because the one place where your life isn’t consumed
by chaos and panic and sloppiness and the lack of planning
is that, when you do purchase a new thing, a shiny electronic thing,
in the main, like a phone or a computer
(but sometimes a shirt or a jacket or a pair of slacks
slacks. That’s a word. It’s a great word.
Gawky and stupid and standing alone, in the corner of the high school dance of words
not asked to dance by anyone, even those other timid wallflowers
petrified to actually breathe, lest they be noticed,
even – a far cry from…far be it from them to actually ask another sentient
life form to dance, but a word dancing proudly in the center of a room
to a hit pop song played un-ironically, gleefully dancing,
beyond Martha Graham’s imprimatur, “Like no one’s watching”
but dancing gawkily whether other, better words
are watching and giggling and pointing turning red
in malicious false empathy or ignoring the spastic shuffle
altogether. Slacks A pair of slacks.
Panicked by even the thought of a stain or blemish.
Removing one’s glasses (Glasses. That’s another one.)
Tiny microscopic unseen scratches on glasses are
Tim Hardaway Jr., SG 24 MIN |
5-7 FG | 5-7 FT | 1 REB | 3 AST | 1 STL | 0 BLK | 1 TO | 17 PTS | -16
Rising, the people’s flag is deepest red
particle board/bored with the blood of subreddit monitors?
If you’ve already worn a mascot costume, try fresh linens~
Mike Woodson
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Five Things We Saw
So let’s get this out of the way first….
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& Erik Malinowski (@erikmal)
I missed most of the first quarter, because TNT was sticking with the interminable (if great) Thunder-Mavs tilt. Watching the ticker, things seemed to be going reasonably well, but then…
Like seeing the face of the godhead, the Knicks finally revealed their true selves. The Lakers shot 15-20 in the second, playing exactly the kind of defense that they’ve always played, but a Mike D’Antoni team was absolutely, positively the perfect opponent to show what rough beast could actually stumble towards Bethlehem to be born.
A 27-5 run to start the 2nd quarter with an offensive efficiency of 144 and a 90%
true shooting percentage was just the opening act. Then there was this:
51. That's the most points the knicks have EVER given up in a quarter:
& Robert Silverman (@BobSaietta)
In the 3rd, the Angelenos shot 73% (19-of-26) and registered at least one point on 88% of their third-quarter possessions. They had an offensive effeciency of 204. Two. Hundred. And. Four. It was a record-high for the Bodies of Water too. Not Elgin and West’s teams, not Wilt’s teams, not Magic Johnson’s teams, the Robert Sacre-Kendall Marshall-Swaggy P Los Angeles Lakers. Ponder that for a moment. Apparently the ‘Bockers grew tired of letting mere individuals shred their career-bests, because Knicks.
It was beautiful in its transcendent ugliness. Luckily, Phil Jackson and Metta World Peace was here to witness this masterpiece. ?
The Knicks were facing a team that was flinging in three pointers like that toddler that’s been shooting free throws and has been making the rounds on the talk show circuit. Their response? Go zone. Melo played for the first few minutes of the 4th as well. I mean, why not. Watching him bust his ass (after the bulk of his so-called teammates flat-out quit) was both heartbreaking and kind of heartwarming all at once. A futile, stupid gesture on his part to be sure, but at least it was something. I’m shocked (shocked I say) that he didn’t shred his MCL in the process. Imagine that horror. Now try speaking in non-Surrealist prose poetry
This was amazing. Bravo, Knicks. Performance art of the highest quality. If it’s going to be a debacle, make it a DEBACLE. A basketball game is a debacle of the mind.
It cannot be anything but. Butt. Hehe.
A debacle a panic stampede, led by Ryan Kelly, but a solemn, the image of what Bazemore should be? What could be. Bazed god. God that no longer recognizes Baze.
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